||Welcome to the Tenpasenta Church Southampton, England's favourite and only openly all for profit fake Church.
Take a look at our many religious style "Womb to Tomb" services that we believe to be the best that money could buy, it's a pity that few others feel the same way.
The Tenpasenta Church was established over 170 years ago, and in that time we have never hesitated in cashing in on all emotional aspects of life and death that befalls us all eventually.
We're sure you will find yourself at home in the World's only dedicated atheist imaginary Church, come and visit our sprawling Tenpasenta estate in the seaside town of Southampton, and you too can pretend our fantastic organisation is real.
We hope you enjoy this informative new website designed and maintained by Mark the vicar himself, and get a taste for donating money to an organisation that would fail to meet even the minimum requirements to be granted charity status.
Now sit back and pretend everything you see here is real, it's closer to the truth than you'd think, remember to send me some money.