Here at the Tenpasenta Church we're not backward in coming forward with great
ideas for you and your family, especially when it involves some added income for us.
Welcome to the Tenpasenta Church Kids club.
It's never too early to teach your children the advantages of
giving money to the Church, especially our Church, and at our Kids club we teach just that, all mixed with fun and games they love.
Our clubs, known by some as indoctrination, take place every evening from 6.30pm to 7.45pm in our cosy columbarium complex.
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Our locum Nun Sister Mary Collyer runs our kids club. Mary won best in breed at Crufts in 2003, which was strange as she was only dropping off some Church leaflets to their reception.
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We have outdoor activities too on dry days, kids love to play in our ash pit, just like a sand pit, but full of uncollected cremated remains, they can even fill real urns to replace any we have lost during handling.
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| We Teach the best ways of giving money
to the Tenpasenta Church. |
We Sing about giving lots of money to
the Tenpasenta Church. |
We play Games that involve giving money
to the Tenpasenta
Church. |
Physically donate lots of real money
to the Tenpasenta Church. |
Experience the fun of giving money
to the Tenpasenta Church. |
No disabled access for the living.
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Younger kids can play between learning how to donate.
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Every day is a party day if you pay an extra £5
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Overnight fancy dress every Halloween and Easter.
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Why not sample the fun your children will have at our Kids Club!
We have hidden a well known charactor on this page, spend the next hour playing
"Where's Wally"
Have fun! email us for the answer if you get stuck! |
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A popular game with kids club members is hide and seek, with some games lasting well over two hours, the small kids have great fun in the underground columbarium network, however sometimes a few of the older children get locked in overnight when Sister Mary goes home or to the pub. Some children have been found scared shitless in the morning at opening time.
Because of this we would like to remind parents that they should collect their children at 7.45pm sharp, we fully understand how nice it is to have the house to yourselves now and again, and we are more than happy to have small groups stay overnight when prearranged, but filling their heads with tales of ghosts is not helpful when we are trying to focus their minds on the lighter side of giving money to the Tenpasenta Church.
Your co-operation is appreciated.
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Children 2 - 6 years £2.50 per
session.
Children 7 - 21 years £4.50 per
session.
Why not pay for the whole years kids club in advance and save £5!*
Price includes a free heavily diluted soft drink and equally soft old biscuits.
(Better soft drinks and snacks available at competitive prices from our vending machines.)
*Off the price of a funeral. |
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Columbarium tours available daily, contact our kids club leader Sister Mary Collyer.
We charge only £15 per person for the hour long tour which takes in a twenty minute visit to our premium crematorium!
Open 10am to 5pm.
See you soon.
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