Our original hand written books of remembrance are available to view at our new visitor centre, we have both Premium hardback and Budget paperback editions, and once we can find the key to the new high security display case we will turn the pages daily too. Hand scribed in the popular Comic Sans script, using nothing more than a Biro, these books are a beautiful and lasting memorial to the memory of a loved one, and only costs £220 per entry.

Because our visitor centre is so popular, the vicar has installed a webcam for people to see the book of remembrance room and work out a quiet time to visit, we're sure you will agree the live feed shows just how busy we are at all times, it's for this very reason we have been investing heavily in the latest technology to bring the future of books of remembrance today, if not today soon.

Coming to a computer screen near you soon will be our new E-book of remembrance, the new book of remembrance will be available on the internet, this will save the fuss of buying flowers and dragging yourself away from the TV just to come here and check out some tatty badly written old book (still available).
All this comes for an annual subscription from only £9.99, your loved ones name, photo, animated icon and music or sound effect will be available to view worldwide on their date of death (GMT). Book online now through our 24hr support chat system.
Enter our E-Membrance competition and try to guess your own death, pick correctly and you win the chance of getting onto the E-membrance site for free! (The terminally ill, suicidal and people over 65 cannot enter).
The Tenpasenta Church again brings another almost unique service.

Send E-Flowers on your day of remembrance, thanks to the wonders of modern digital imaging, we are able to emulate any flower, they will be displayed as a large icon on your loved ones page, prices start a bit less than real flowers delivered from your local florist, plus we don't have to bother clearing them up.
You can add your name and personal message on an E-Card, others can add their own E-Card to the page for only £2.50. These E-Cards can be set up to repeat annually for an advanced cash payment or direct debit. If in the future you find that your loved one was not quite as nice as you believed, just log on with your personal PIN number and run them down to your hearts content.

"If I could have one single wish and never have another it would simply be to have one hour and spend it with my mother, Hilda"

Rocky Climb on finding
he was not in her will.

"He was like an Irish storyteller he wouldn't tell jokes, just stories and you would find
yourself rolling around crying with laughter."

Lou Stools on comedian Dave Allen.
(Lou never could grasp the concept of irony)

"He was a selfless man who went through his life helping others, and we thank him for sharing his life with us."

Anthea Turner on her first
live-in cleaner, stupid woman.

“I believe that if Fred were standing here today, his warm smile would be evident, and he would want to reassure all of us that the world will go on, and then he would ask us why the hell was he talking at his own funeral..."

Chris P Rolls on his brother and getting
a little confused by his own eulogy.

“Bill was not a rich man. He was not a proud man. He was not a successful man. Nor was he especially attractive, articulate, or even remotely respected. Neither was he particularly well-liked or hygienic. So I guess that's why I'm the only one here"

Mark the Vicar on
Bill Toupee.