Known to many as "that murdering scum bag Lord Lucan" John was looked
after extremely well from the moment of death right through to his vault burial, we would
like to thank Mark the vicar for a fantastic budget funeral service, great value for money,
we're so glad John bequeathed his entire estate to the Tenpasenta Church, and the fact
that his family now have to live on the streets only means we will be together again in
heaven that bit sooner.
