Remembered always by those who knew him,

but mostly by those who didn't.

Known to many as "that murdering scum bag Lord Lucan" John was looked after extremely well from the moment of death right through to his vault burial, we would like to thank Mark the vicar for a fantastic budget funeral service, great value for money, we're so glad John bequeathed his entire estate to the Tenpasenta Church due to a loophole in their probate service.The fact that Johns' family now have to live on the streets only means we will be together again in heaven that bit sooner.