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TIME TEAM

C4 While cutting back some bushes in the graveyard, lazy Brian discovered a mysterious old outbuilding, but with no clear pathway, and with more than quarter of an acre of bushes and nettles still to clear he had no time or the inclination to look into it, Mark the vicar however thought different, and decided to kill two birds with one stone, he called in channel 4's Time Team.
With only three days to investigate, Tony and his archaeological mates arrived to make a thrilling hours worth of Sunday television.
Time Team
Time Team
Wishing Well Day one, within hours of arriving Tony and the team got stuck into clearing all of our overgrown weeds and bushes, John the geophysics guy got very excited at finding some big wavy lines on his results readout, he said that the field looked like some kind of Christian burial ground, and had the headstones not blocked the signal he would have been able to give a more informed guess.
Day two, the outbuilding stood alone amongst the perfectly cut surroundings, after several pints of beer in our Church bar they decided it was time to discover its original use. After breaking down what looked to be a bricked up door they found another wooden door within, it was time to go back to the bar.
Day three, after several more pints of quality beer Tony opened the door and looked inside, he turned to face the camera and said "it's appears to be a small room of some kind". We were all very excited, and they left. Best of all the weeds were all cut down, result!
The Aston Hand knitted coffin
In memory of Mick Aston we have commissioned
the Aston Hand knitted coffin
Church dig
 
     
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WISHING WELL

We believe that the mysterious room is in fact an old wishing well and we will continue to advertise it as such. Welcome to what has become a very popular stopping off point for many visitors who we feel enjoy the intimate atmosphere to donate money and make a wish.
What better time could there be to visit our wishing well than on your wedding day, be photographed together making a wedding wish, maybe one of you sitting and the other one standing to guarantee that perfect shot.
This is thought to be the smallest room on the estate, maybe built for only one person to wish at a time.

We recently consulted one of our better educated visitors who agreed with us regarding its previous use, he said
"it was definitely used to spend a penny" we hope for far larger deposits these days. This facility will give your wedding day a very special and unique moment, and hopefully several hundred of your guests will pay to have a special and unique moment too.
Wishing Well Wishing Well Loving couple
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