| As you get older sexual desires and needs may still be very high, many feel embarrassed by these feelings felt at a very old age.
If you are a geriatric or just plain old you don't need to hide your lusts, we are a broad minded church and the site of prune like couples at it around the home or estate does not shock us, though it does put our gag reflex to the test.
Join our very adult recreation club and get access to large supplies of KY jelly, Viagra, condoms, Mammoth sized vibrators, porno, rubber gloves and fresh towels. You will be also be given access to many secret areas around the Tenpasenta estate, including the mortuary.
Only £50 per week per person, this price includes transport, a member of staff to manipulate couples into various positions, and a packed lunch.