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Southampton gold reserve GOLD4CHURCH
Donate your unwanted gold to the Tenpasenta Church, and we'll turn it into our CASH.
send your unwanted gold to:
Mark the Vicar
Tenpasenta Church gold refinery
Southampton
England
 
     
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Gold
Tenpasenta Church home Rest assured that all Gold4Church donations will not be sold for a knock down price just to get quick cash.
We pride ourselves in getting the best possible price that our local Jewellers will offer us.
Highly valuable pieces of jewellery will be kept in our strong room for one whole day just in case you made a mistake, we will then give Sotheby's a call and get it in the next available auction.
All ugly looking gold items, Birthday gifts for example, will be melted down and added to our hundreds of tons of gold ingots many of which we use as handy door stops around the Tenpasenta estate.
   
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If you feel that the price we get for your gold is not high enough, send us the difference through Paypal, it's free!
 
     
   
DONATOR TESTIMONIALS
IVANA PEA, donator mr T Gold Donator
"I had a huge pile of unwanted jewellery sitting in my kitchen cupboard, I sent it all off to Gold4Church and I hear they got £30,458 for it! They told me it was only worth a fiver at the most!
The cheating sods"
"Quit Your Jibba Jabba suckers, I have lots of spare gold hanging around, and I gave some to Gold4Church. I hear that they got themselves big bucks for it, even though at well below the market value.
I pity the fools."
"I got divorced from my nagging wife and didn't know what to do with my gold wedding ring , so I donated it to Gold4Church and they got £50 for it, Fantastic! Cost me £200.
The jammy bastards!"
NORMA STITZ BOSCO BARACUS ANONYMOUS
   
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COSTUME JEWELERY
We are more than happy to accept what appears to you to be cheap costume jewellery.
We recently received a batch of coloured stones that turned out to be rare blue diamonds worth over £1.5million.
We had no idea diamonds came in different colours, but now that we do,we are very happy to accept them as donations to the Tenpasenta Church, to be honest we'd like more coloured diamonds than gold.
Any valuable stones would be nice really, we're not that fussy.
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