The Tenpasenta Church
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SELF
Many people ask us why we offer self storage facilities, how can this be a religious style service? Well it all started in 1841, just after the 10% Church was formed, the Rev. Jesse Collyer was checking out other modern Churches to see what they offered in money making opportunities, he found that the Mormons were great at fleecing its flock, they recommended storage, a system of storing up several months worth of supplies, you could even buy them from the Church itself at inflated prices, Jesse thought this a great idea, but why just store a few months grub at home, this was no more than a Church shop, why not let parishioners bring their own property to the Church, and then charge them for putting it in the cupboard under lock and key, and so our self storage began, it became so popular that Jesse bought his own warehouse where Church members, in fact anybody, could store the entire contents of "their" house if they liked, this all came at a price, but a price many were willing to pay. Welcome to Tenpasenta Storage. Self storage warehouse
MESS
Langley Collyer
The Collyer Brothers Homer Collyer
New York Recluses.
People have been hoarding their junk for years, two such examples are world renowned nut jobs, the Collyer Brothers. They lived in their accumulated mess for over 40 years, imagine how improved their lives would have been if they had used Tenpasenta Storage.
Crap hole Collyer style.
Langley Collyer body, as with all male collyers he had a huge penis.
Collyer brothers.
SYNDROME
a crap hole 1969
1979 1989 1999 2009
  Don't let 'Collyer brothers syndrome' ruin your life, pay the Tenpasenta Church Self Storage division to hide all your old junk for you, feel free to pop down and look at it any time you like, maybe sit amongst your junk to bring back memories of the good times.
We offer an added service where we take your junk out of storage and put a match to it, call for a quote.
 
SANE
Drive in self storage.
Whether you are looking to store a few small valuable items for a short period, until after the bailiff has visited for example, or a lot of larger items that you cannot sell until an elderly relative has passed on, our storage units are for you, from a single box to one of our large drive in units. Prices starting at only 99p per month, all this combined with the countries most trusted name in self storage, you know you've made the right choice.
We are conveniently located for those living in the Southampton area in Southampton, and a lot less conveniently located from any other part of the UK.
Reserve a storage unit online or visit us today, we have over 500 units with many still available, "turn up and rent" registration takes as only 5 minutes to complete, (two hours average).
Base storage.
Mid storage.
Max storage.
Office storage.
Base. Mid. Max. Office.

We offer a choice of four differently priced unit sizes for your junk, Base, Mid, Max and Office, allowing you the pleasure of trying to guess which one will suit your needs best. Illustrations above are for guidance only.

Storage vicar.
Rent a hearse.

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Some generic bird sitting on a box.

It's her again.
Southampton self storage.

All of our storage units can be easily accessed by car or small van in the same fashion as a multi-storey car park, but without the roof level. For professional advice on how to get your unit filled to its maximum capacity we recommend a visit to your local Netto store, now there's a lesson in piling crap sky high. We do not recommend storing pets for the long term as we will not be held responsible for their care or death.

SECURE

Anti climb paint will annoy builders for years to come.

Once you have left your belongings at Tenpasenta storage you can be secure in the knowledge that they are secure with us, only two keys exist for your high security lock-up, one you take away, the other is our skeleton key which is only only used in emergencies, for example if you were to lose yours, or if the Police just wanted a nose.
You will receive a personal pin number for our automated entrance gate, we are open 24 hours per day every day of the year, handy for those dodgy types who need to stash things away in the early hours.
Ex employee.
Secure entry.
Only two of the thirty five cameras are real, this fact will never be made public.
Relax in knowing that we will look after your belongings better than you ever could yourself, all of our units are kept to an optimal temperature controlled by their own individual air-conditioning and dust removing systems, very similar to the mortuary in the neighbouring block, each unit is 100% insulated against external fire, so if your stuff were to go up in flames it wouldn't spread to other more careful peoples stuff.
The building inside and out is under 24 hour camera surveillance, mostly. Our cameras have been integrated into the main Tenpasenta estate security system, at the press of a button any part of the site can be locked down, this includes the electrification of all perimeter fences and door knobs, however to keep within current UK legislation this will not kill the thieving individual involved, but it will seriously rearrange their hair style.
Tenpasenta Church self storage is the leading Church controlled storage facility in the free world.
Being a founder member of the "Association of Self Storage" which regulates all Church self storage facilities and will guarantee up to 0.5% of any of our customers losses due to our own mismanagement!
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