Many people ask us why we offer self storage facilities,
how can this be a religious style service? Well it all started in 1841, just after the
10% Church was formed, the Rev. Jesse Collyer was checking out other modern
Churches to see what they offered in the way of money making ideas. He found that the
Mormons had a great one, they recommended storage, a system of
storing up several months worth of supplies, you could even buy them from the Church itself,
at inflated prices, Jesse thought this a great idea, but why just store a
few months grub at home, this was no more than a Church shop, why not let parishioners bring their own
property to the Church, and then charge them for putting it in the cupboard under lock and key, and
so our self storage began, it became so popular that Jesse bought his own warehouse where Church members, in fact anybody, could store the entire contents of their house if they liked, this all came at a price, but a price many were willing to pay. Welcome to Tenpasenta Storage.
MESS
The Collyer Brothers
New York Recluses.
People have been hoarding their junk for years, two such examples are world renowned nut jobs, the Collyer Brothers. They lived in their accumulated mess for over 40 years, imagine how improved their lives would have been if they had used Tenpasenta Storage, and with their proud Collyer name, they'd have got a discount.
SYNDROME
Known by many as "messy bastards", hoarding is a well recognised psychological condition which just happens to share its name with the Tenpasenta top brass surname, Collyer. Collyer syndrome is difficult for normal people to understand, but here at the Tenpasenta Church our broad minded attitude can confirm that they really are just a bunch of messy bastards, official.
Don't let 'Collyer brothers syndrome' ruin your life, pay the Tenpasenta Church Self Storage division to hide all your prized possessions/old junk for you, feel free to pop down and look at it any time you like. We offer an added service where we take it out of storage and put a match to it, call for a quote.
SANE
Whether you are looking to store a few small valuable
items for a short period, (until after the bailiff has visited for example), or a lot
of larger items that you cannot sell until an elderly relative has passed on, our
storage units are for you.
From a single box, to one of our drive in units. Prices
starting at only 99p per week, all this combined with the countries most trusted name in self
storage, you know you've made the right choice at the Tenpasenta Church.
We are conveniently located for those living in
the Southampton area in Southampton, and a lot less conveniently located from any other part of the UK in Southampton.
Reserve
a storage unit online or visit us today, we have over 500 units with many of them still available, "turn
up and rent" registration takes as only 5 minutes to complete, move in within the week.
BASE
MIDDLE
MAXIMUM
OFFICE
We offer a choice of four differently priced unit sizes, Base, Middle, Maximum and Office, allowing you the pleasure of trying to guess which one will suit your needs best. Illustrations above are for guidance only, as we don't know and can't be bothered to work out how to do squared feet properly, in fact we've never been down there to look, we only got in this game for free rent on a huge warehouse.
FREE online quote.
TRUSTWORTHY
Find a lower price anywhere in the UK,
and we guarantee you're not the first.
All of our storage units can be easily
accessed by car or small van in the same fashion as a multi-storey car park, but without
the roof level. For professional advice on how to get your unit filled to its maximum
capacity we recommend a visit to your local Lidle store, now there's a lesson in piling
crap sky high. We do not recommend storing pets for the long term as we will not be held responsible for their care or death.
SECURE
Once you have left your belongings at
Tenpasenta storage you can be secure in the knowledge that they are secure with us, only
two keys exist for your high security lock-up, one you take away, the other is our
skeleton key which is only only used in emergencies, for
example if you were to lose yours, or if the Police just wanted a nose.
You will receive a personal pin number for our
automated entrance gate, we are open 24 hours per day every day of the year, handy for
those dodgy types who need to stash things away in the early hours.
Relax in knowing that we will look after
your belongings better than you ever could yourself, all of our units are kept to an
optimal temperature controlled by their own individual air-conditioning and dust removing
systems, very similar to the mortuary in the neighbouring block, each unit is 100%
insulated against external fire, so if your stuff were to go up in flames it wouldn't
spread to other more careful peoples stuff.
The building inside and out is under
24 hour camera surveillance, mostly. Our cameras have been integrated into the main Tenpasenta estate security system, at the press of a button any part of the site can be locked down, this
includes the electrification of all perimeter fences and door knobs, however to keep
within current UK legislation this will not kill the thieving individual involved, but it will seriously rearrange
their hair style.
Tenpasenta Church self storage is the leading Church controlled storage facility in the free world.
Being a founder member of the "Association of Self Storage" which regulates all Church self storage facilities and will guarantee up to 0.5% of any of our customers losses due to our own mismanagement!
Not bad.
